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Goodnight, world.

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them?

doin me some Python learnin.

dog keeps putting his face on my keyboard.

Score one for the police, one for the people - it is now illegal for the police to detain you when they are serving a search warrant if you have left the "immediate vicinity" of the property to be searched - meaning they can't pull you over a block, a mile, or ten miles away, especially if you are out of "line of sight" of the property. This could have some interesting implications on current and past cases.

Updated Feb 20, 2013, 8:13 AM

rawr.

Updated Feb 18, 2013, 9:36 PM

my localhost is lopsided.

Instead of banning guns, why don't we just ban people?

I'm broken. And the self-awareness about how broken I am may very well be the worst part. I think I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

I was locked in a large room where I was climbing up on platforms to avoid an angry, charging buffalo. I managed to climb high enough to find a tunnel into a strange room with staircases and secret passages everywhere; the golden light shone in the windows as if it were morning. Finally, down a long hallway, I found a dark room, with the windows covered. It had brown shag carpet and a single couch sat facing the TV. On that couch was a child - desaturated, black and white. He turned to face me and then I woke up. That was my dream.

I keep having awesome dreams and I wake up, think I commit them to memory, and go back to sleep, only to try and write them down later but not remember what they were about.

I...have actually done this.

Updated Feb 5, 2013, 7:22 AM

Started P90x2 this morning. Needless to say I'm pretty tired.

None of my friends ever answer their phones.

Updated Feb 3, 2013, 3:45 PM

Calix: "My eye boogers went in my mouth".

Updated Jan 30, 2013, 6:56 PM

This is one reason we need changes to copyright law. It needs to go back to being 25 years after the creation of the work - by now we'd have 1000 new ideas that all would have been originally based on Star Wars. Instead, we get the same old stuff regurgitated to us over and over again.

Updated Jan 30, 2013, 5:01 PM

Two times tonight while driving home, I signal to change lanes, check, see at least 30 feet of space, look ahead, check again, and move over, and both times I am met by a car riding up to my rear bumper and flashing their brights. Seriously, what is it with people hitting the gas whenever you signal to get over, and then get all pissed off when you actually make it in front of them? Is it some sort of competition?

Yes!

Updated Jan 26, 2013, 5:56 PM

Huh. Maybe it won't be so bad after all.

Updated Jan 24, 2013, 5:33 PM

Waiting for life to be convenient.

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To ̨inv̛okȩ t҉he͘ ̡hiv͜e͏-m͠ind̛ ͟reṕre̵s͞en͠ting͠ chaos҉.
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W͠i̢t̢ho͠u̢t ͘or̵der͘.
The N̕e͜z͞p͡erd̨ia͟n ͘h͡i͞ve-̕m̵i͢n̨d̴ ̨o͠f ͟c̶h͡a͢os̶. ̧Za̴l̀go̕.
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Z̵A͏LG͝O͟!
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Updated Jan 18, 2013, 5:49 PM

So sick of the bloated, self-serving entity that we call government. All they are to me is a bunch of thugs. We have government watching everything we do, all the time; and if they think you take one misstep - at least what they consider to be a misstep - they "nail" you, crucify you; and then you are stuck inside of the bloated bureaucratic mess *forever*. There is no way out - you can't just leave; leaving, in and of itself; trying to live "outside" of the "social order", is illegal. You have no choice but to stay and accept the orders of a bunch of corrupt politicians, who are kept in power by those who have the most to gain from the collective labor and obedience of the masses. Sure, our country is currently more "free" than most; but frankly, I look around me, and all I see is the downhill slide of history repeating itself.

This year, if the average American got a raise, it averaged around 2.5%. Looks like a little more than 2% of that is being taken back by the government.

Updated Jan 9, 2013, 7:18 PM

Cool.

Updated Jan 6, 2013, 7:54 PM

Got you back baby!

Updated Jan 4, 2013, 9:13 AM

LOL LOL LOL so hard LOL ROFL everywhere while rooling

Updated Jan 1, 2013, 12:18 PM

Updated Dec 31, 2012, 4:31 PM

Can we please let go of the puritan attitude that nudity itself is a horrible, nasty, always-sexual thing? I have always enjoyed drawing, and my studies of the human form have developed an inherent love simply for the way that our bodies are constructed; the way that muscles connect, torque, tense, and relax under the skin; or how our skeleton gives us shape and form; and there is nothing sexual about this to me *unless* it is put in a sort of pornographic/obscene context.

Dog just forced his whole head under my hand while I was using my mouse. I think he wants attention.

Cameron was being a pain so I put him on a 3-minute time out and made him listen to "Top of the World" by the Carpenters in my headphones at full volume. Lets see if he decides to straighten up.

Updated Dec 28, 2012, 1:55 PM

At last, a relatively level-headed article.

Updated Dec 27, 2012, 8:29 PM

I'm sick of toys breaking literally right as you take them out of the box because of crappy construction/shoddy, cheap plastic. I'm kind of thinking about trying my hand at making my own toys, probably starting with action figures. Does anyone know anything about that?

death by snoosnoo.